girl: “I’m home by myself and no one be will be here for hours”
There was a time when “girls gone wild” commercials would go on and that’s how I had to make due. It was way back then, in the long long ago…
why isnt there a deodorant made just for ballsacks
Finally someone says something
Never ceases to amaze me what I find out about individuals I know. I’m glad I’m able to keep work and personal life separate. I’m not even surprised or disappointed. Just more like, ” oh, that makes sense”. Oh well, I’m gonna continue to keep my distance. I don’t want to be sucked in someone’s emotional fuck pie.
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.
you know, i just want to have successful shower sex one time
You’re not missing out on much, considering it is awkward and sometimes painful when you finally figure out how to manage it.
i really feel like pr0n and tv and movies has warped our expectations when it comes to sex in water. it never feels how it looks in the movies, lol.
It’s more of an obstacle than anything. I almost died the last time I tried it. I’m all for the thrill of things but not at the expense of my life. I’d hate to be that dude who died, slipping while doing that. I can only imagine how my tombstone would read….
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
"sriracha will be discontinued" is the sadness sentence in the world